ON A BEACH BUREAU OF OUT OF OFFICE

Form OOO‑90 · Leave request

A view so convincing, no one will ask where you are

Drop in a headshot. We lift you out of the office and set you down somewhere with better light — you choose how far.

Your photo Drag in, or choose a file
Distance from the desk 07 · The tropics Shoes off. Phone face down.

Nine stops

From the open plan to the last of the light

Every stop is ten different photographs. Pick one to send the whole page there.

    How it works

    Three steps, no filing required

    1. 01

      Submit a headshot

      Your photo is processed in-stream and never stored. The cutout runs on Cloudflare, or right here in your browser if that route is busy.

    2. 02

      Set the distance

      One slider, nine stops. Somewhere between a cubicle and a lagoon is the exact amount of plausible deniability you need.

    3. 03

      Approve your own leave

      Every press draws a fresh set of backgrounds, so no two are alike. Download it, change your avatar, say nothing.